This site will be shutting down in 2026 - my wife and I are having a child!

Based on the traffic I've seen over the last 6 months, it looks like ~100ish people might care about this, so I've set up an empty Solana wallet for donations.

I'll keep the site running as long as there's enough money in that wallet to pay the bill every month. If you aren't quite ready to lose girlsim.top as a resource, toss $15 or $20 into the wallet every couple of months, and you'll keep it running all by yourself.

I'm in the market for a job.

I thought I retired last year, but diapers are expensive and they're not getting any cheaper, so I'm back on the market.

I'm a very experienced software and infrastructure engineer.

If you (or your employer) have been thinking about bringing on an extra pair of hands, connect with me on Signal. I can do just about anything -- but my core skill set is in various forms of enterprise computing - Linux, servers, Kubernetes, etc.

Contract, part-time, or full-time. My only requirement is remote work (I'm not relocating with an infant).

by Hero on April 23, 2026